The Countess
Countess Frittata von Rantanchancourvathi
Aristocratic champion, celebrated figure of Regatta history, and veteran of numerous maritime and matrimonial controversies.
Sunday, October 31, 2027 · Guadalupe River · San Jose, California
The 2027 Flagstata Magata Regatta
Tradition. Triumph. Treachery.
For more than a century, the world's most distinguished maritime competitors, international dignitaries, and hereditary champions have gathered on the waters of the Guadalupe River in pursuit of sporting immortality. On October 31, the tradition continues.
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A Tradition Unlike Any Other. Thankfully.
History & Heritage
Since 1897. Against Considerable Odds.
Founded in San Jose in 1897, the Regatta has been contested on the Guadalupe River each October 31 without exception. Its history encompasses triumph, ceremony, and a number of episodes the Committee continues to review.
The Personalities
Legends Are Not Born. They Are Occasionally Appointed.
The Pickle Jester
Bartholomew
A controversial and instantly recognizable figure whose ceremonial responsibilities remain under review.
The Duchess
Full name to be confirmed
An influential figure in the Regatta's social and ceremonial affairs.
International Delegations
The World Comes to San Jose. Some Under Protest.
Italy
Proud maritime traditions, considerable culinary influence, and a longstanding interest in the championship.
Australia
Fearless competitors whose unconventional approach to nautical engineering has attracted international attention.
Argentina
An increasingly influential delegation following its extraordinary involvement in the 2026 race.
Mississippi
A river power of long standing whose interest in the course remains undiminished by the direction of its own river.
The 2026 Race
An Extraordinary Chapter in Regatta History.
Threatened cancellation. A midnight running. International controversy. The Porcellino affair.